So I was on-air, pledge-rapping, co-hosting or whatever you want to call it yesterday afternoon. We talked up a storm, and met our target pledges for the two hours.

At one point, I went out to the volunteers to check on the pronunciation of a caller's surname before I thanked them live on-air.

I was handed the phone with the words, "She'll only speak to you."

Thinking it was someone I knew, I took the phone and said hello.

It started off well...

Me: Hello, this is Max.
Caller: You have the sexiest voice on radio!

...and went downhill from there...

Me: Wow! Thanks! That's very kind of you. Would you like to make a pledge?
Caller: I want to pledge a million dollars!
Me: Really?
Caller: Yeah, a million bucks!
Me: That's very kind of you, now if I can just take your name and some details...
Caller: < click >

So from this we can deduce that either:
1) I'm To Sexy For My Shirt/Radio/Pledge drive (you know the tune)
or
2) She wasn't taking her medication

Knowing my luck, there's a unfilled prescription lying around somewhere.