Sometimes even the most fashionably busy of us have a quiet night in on a Saturday, and watch a movie on TV.
As I write, I'm watching What Lies Beneath. What a bloody awful film it is.
It's supposedly a supernatural suspense thriller, but so far the supernatural element largely involves the front door not shutting properly and a picture falling off a table. Whoopie-fucking-doo
The suspense element has all the predictability of your average Scooby-Doo episode. I mean, I'm seriously waiting for the final denouement to reveal that it was the fairground caretaker we met at the beginning.
Michelle Pfeiffer is still very easy on the eye, but in this film, not very easy on the ear. Her every action and reaction is so damn predictable, it's like watching Velma trying to find Shaggy and Scooby after her glasses have fallen off. You just know she's going to end up feeling the face of a ghoul, asking, "Shaggy, is that you?". In this case, Harrison Ford is the ghoul. No special make-up required there, he's looking (and acting) like the undead throughout the whole film.
OK, I'm going to stop now, because Michelle has just returned to confront Harrison at the family home, and the lights aren't working. Gee, I wonder if she'll find something shocking in the bathtub. Again.
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