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Notice To Skinny Bimbo Near The Corner Of Florida and Pearl Streets
- Saturday Afternoon
If you're shit at parallel parking, put the fucking cell phone down whilst you're attempting to park. Clearly you need to put all five of your brain cells to the task of turning the steering wheel in the right direction, so it doesn't take you fifty-four back and forth moves to park in a space the size of a football pitch.

Furthermore, when your vehicle comes to a stop next to the curb, after the fifty-four back and forth moves, and all the lights on your vehicle go out, I'm inclined to think that you've finally finished fart-arseing around, and have parked. So, when I park my truck behind you (in one move, I might add), don't then start reversing into the front of my truck, because you're too busy flapping your fucking gums on the cell phone, and too fucking dumb to manage to do that and look in your Goddamn rear view mirror at the same time.