I read it on the Internet, so it must be true:

Capricorn - After months of registry tweaks and sifting through DLL files you will successfully remove IE from your system. Too bad your screensaver will recreate it from scratch the next time it runs.

Courtesy of BBSpot - a geek humour site. Their Geek Horoscopes section is the best. You don't necessarily have to be a geek to find it funny.