from the Batteries Not Included Dept.

Kids grow up so fast these days. One minute they're playing with their officially sanctioned movie tie-in merchandise, the next minute it's sex toys.

Amazon aren't exactly helping the situation with the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broom.

Read the "Spotlight Reviews" and prepare to be amazed at the sheer innocence... of the parents!

Big thanks to the lovely Jodi - a fellow blogger and online chum, for this.

Footnotes
*This is a rowdy drinking song, from the Discworld novels of Terry Pratchett.

US readers note that the incredible so-called hilarity of this, is that the British also use the work knob as a slang term for penis. I spend years trying to convince Americans that all British comedy is not Benny Hill and Are You Being Served, and then this comes along.