Danger: Severe Pun Ahead - test your brakes now
Drink, that is. At least you might need a stiff drink after you've read this

I came up with a myriad of pun-laden (not to be confused with Bin-Laden) titles for this. I'm sure you can all suggest some in the comments section. "I Like A Lot Of Head On My Pint, But This Is Ridiculous says Local Man", was another one I came up with.

Thanks to Jodi for the story.