If like me, you were fed up with the UK's Radio 1's Friday and Saturday night schedule of shite dance music*, and even more so with those loose-mouthed vacuous tossers that present it (yes Dave Pearce, I'm talking to you, you balding inane gap-toothed fucker), then here is a little stress relief:

Slap A Rave Girl.

Big up to the Shockwave Massive I guess.

*A.K.A. "Music to build sheds by."