I just caught the end of So Graham Norton - an outrageous British chat show - on BBC America. It was the last show in the series/season, and ended with a German woman who set off an in- firework display by hitting a target with a ping pong ball.

The thing is, she fired this ping pong ball (accurately, it should be noted) from an orifice below her waist!

All done, in front of a live audience, Joan Collins, and Richard Wilson, the latter two of whom were sat facing her!

I just hope nobody tells Fox about it, or they'll turn it into another 'reality show'.