OK, so it's the middle of the day here in Denver, and it's -2ºF. That's about -19ºC, xx Kelvin, or Gas Mark -3 for thirty minutes.

My instant message client has folks in California bemoaning the fact that it's only 47ºF there. Well, cry me a river, it's bellow frickin' zero here! To use a British expression, it's so cold, I just saw a brass monkey carrying a welding rod.

Talking of weather, could someone please tell those idiots at Fox31 that we don't need them telling us what the weather was like that day, we've been through it. Telling us what's already happened is just filling time before the next important story about the sodding Broncos. Furthermore, when they do finally give us their best guess at what the weather might be like tomorrow, it's called a forecast, not a futurecast, as the trained weather himbos of Fox seem to think.

The best thing to do, in such chilly weather, is to stay in. The problem with staying in, is your mind starts wandering.

I'm toying with getting laser eye surgery, but only so I can shoot laser bolts out of my eyes.

If it works, I'm hoping to use my powers for good.