Every day I get a traffic report from MyTrafficNews.com. I've quoted them before, as whoever writes it, has a good sense of humour, and it makes an entertaining read.

Incidentally, if the MyTrafficNews people read this, and want to throw some copywriting work my way, or better yet, a full-on job, I'd be delighted.

And so this brings us to today's little gem, all about everyone's favourite permed wonder, David Hasselhoff:

In other traffic news, we were saddened to hear that David Hasselhoff was arrested recently for DUI. Aww, Dave, say it ain't so: That's hardly the Baywatch way. Some specifics on the arrest are unclear; for example, we can't confirm that Hasselhoff yelled, "Kitt! Get me out of this!" We do know--well, we read it on the Internet--that he was caught in part because he entered a McDonalds Drive-through and then just sat there without ordering. Well, it is hard to understand what they are saying in that little speaker even when you are sober. We also read on the Internet that Hasselhoff is working on a Knight Rider movie, as well as a rap album under the name "Hassle the Hoff." Suddenly the drinking seems much more understandable. Remember: Outside of Germany, MyTrafficNews is your 24/7 Hasselhoff Source.

...and remember, you read it here second!